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This is what I see in my mind every time I hear a new RFK Jr. story pic.twitter.com/U3zQpXTLvp

— Spellgage (@spellgage) August 5, 2024

RFK Jr.: I should drive past that dead bear

The worm in RFK Jr’s brain: Stage a bike accident pic.twitter.com/lsuzpcHH96

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) August 4, 2024

So it’s 1999 and I’m giving JFK Jr. a flying lesson… pic.twitter.com/3BG0LHpqzq

— Too Much Context FreddyG 🍉🇵🇸 (@OrangeFreddyG) August 6, 2024

Reporter: Thank you for sitting down for this inter...

RFK Jr: My family and I ate Jimmy Hoffa for Thanksgiving in 1975 pic.twitter.com/ZNe0fqWTeF

— Conspiratorial Templates (@mynamehear) August 5, 2024

“It’s the summer of ‘94. I’m in LA and I get this panicked phone call from Al Cowlings. He asks if he can borrow my car. Well, all I have is a 1993 white Ford Bronco, but AC’s a good guy, so I say sure…” pic.twitter.com/u9JBuPQ3s5

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) August 5, 2024

Harris: we need to come together as a country

Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals

RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia

— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) August 6, 2024

In America you have the right to bear arms. But that doesn’t mean you can toss the rest of the carcass anywhere you want.

— Free Ukraine 🇺🇦 (@Ukrainolution) August 5, 2024

no one:

rfk jr: ok fine i’ll admit it. remember malaysia flight 370? well,

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) August 5, 2024

“So, I’m at this convenience store in Minneapolis at the height of COVID, and I asked this guy in line if he can break a $20… little did he know, the $20 was a fake.” pic.twitter.com/7qh0VlPiTV

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) August 6, 2024

https://t.co/82t2EI0FZ4 pic.twitter.com/DhvXmTGf1y

— ceeks (@70Ceeks) August 5, 2024

“So it’s 2021, my first time captaining a container ship, and we’re heading for the Suez Canal…” pic.twitter.com/QG1i9Kmp8B

— jess 🏳️‍🌈💜🖤💫 (@elsecaller_) August 6, 2024

rfk jr: …so you could be forgiven for assuming it’d feel good as fuck to put your dick in the little vacuum tube at the bank. but trust me when i say, nothing could be further from the truth

debate moderator: sir, the question was “can you please stop chewing on the microphone”

— mnateshyamalan dot bsky dot social 🤙 (@MNateShyamalan) August 5, 2024

"So the year is 1986, I'm at a nuclear plant near this little town in Ukraine...." pic.twitter.com/UABToans30

— follow @nikkimcr on bluesky :) (@NikkiMcR) August 5, 2024

Cashier: Sir, this lane is for 10 items or less.

RFK Jr.: Until age 13 I used Aunt Rosemary’s skull as a piggy bank. The lobotomy hole was big enough for silver dollars with uncle Jack’s face on em

— B'omarr Punk 🏴 (@BomarrPunk) August 5, 2024

nobody:

rfk jr: I stole screws from the challenger

— Miss Gender (@girldrawsghosts) August 5, 2024

“So it’s 2019 and I’m in the Wuhan Province at a wet market…” pic.twitter.com/mNDE17M6Ye

— Aubrey Strobel (@aubreystrobel) August 5, 2024