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HELLO INTERNATIONAL MEDIA PEOPLES! Here's some context in English about the Trump "Muslim Migrant" Retweet Story

Public Service Announcement! Dear international press. We get calls from everyone about the Trump Retweet. Channel 4, BBC, ABC, even some guy from Norway. Since you apparently have nothing more serious to do than to trace Trump's tweets, here's the facts.

We think it's all yesterday's snow, as the German saying goes in Dutch, but alas. Let's discuss. So POTUS woke up, retweeted some seemingly random tweets from a well-known British Christian crusader-like lady whom everyone seems to hate, and all of a sudden our Red Phone lights up like Christmas came early. Yes, the original video was posted on our popular sister website Dumpert.nl, but no, we will not give you the name of the assaillant, and definitely not the name of the victim. The perp was arrested & sentenced for his cowardly actions and we can only assume the victim really wants to be left alone. The video was removed, in consultation with the police, after the arrest. We can officially confirm, however, that the boy who did the kicking was neither a muslim, nor a migrant. He's a Dutch kid, from the Netherlands. So what the female rabble-rouser from Britain First claims in the tweet in which she shared the video, is FAKE NEWS. And yes, we too find it hilariously funny that the Chimp in Chief, who constantly sends out "FAKE NEWS!" tweets whenever he turns on his TV, is sharing fake news. Somebody (but preferably not Little Rocket Man) should nuke his Twitter account and bring us all a step closer to world peace. Also, we very much hope Mr. Trump wants to come on Dumpert Reeten someday, to discuss more internet videos from all around the web. It's gonna be great. Thank you, have a nice day and keep an eye on those popular anchors when they're alone in the room with female colleagues!

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