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Lyiv from Kyiv!

Dear Mr. Zelensky,

Welcome in the Netherlands. You are safe here. You can take a shower by Hans Nijenhuis home. We are very honoured that you speak in the Netherlands Second Room, altough we it a bit strange find that you speaked in the Second Room of Denmark first. We are interested what kind of special things about the Netherlands you are going to say, though we hope you make no comparisons with the Second World War, because we have it not always so good done in that time. But you also ha ha ha, with the Azov batallion and so. The empty chairs you see there are from the Forum for Democracy, they are here not so often here anyway because they are always busy with the Freedom Caravan and they are very geopolitical thinkers. But the rest of our country likes Ukraine very much, so much selfs that we are waving flags and are thinking about making Hubert Bruls (a man who looks there a bit funny out but he can also be a strict daddy) the dictator of the Netherlands so that he can give all the Ukrainiars a place to stay. Now much pleasure with you speech, we cannot wait to hear it. And good luck with the war. We are right behind you. 1900 kilomters behind you. 
UPDATE: Duurt lang. Gelukkig heeft Tunahan alvast een mooie selfie in de pocket. 
UPDATE: We zijn nog geen vijf minuten bezig maar we hebben alvast 'technische problemen' en 'Zelenski maakt Godwin' van de bingokaart kunnen halen.
UPDATE: We hebben even gegoogeld. Morgen is het precies 450 jaar na de Inname van Den Briel.
UPDATE: Zelenski: 'Er komen TRIBUNALEN'
UPDATE: Zelenski vraagt om meer wapens (Stingers, luchtafweer) om de bezetter te verjagen en zegt dat Oekraïne van Nederland afhankelijk is om bij de EU te komen. "Dat weet jij ook, Mark Rutte."
UPDATE: Toch maar staande ovatie voor niet bepaald Zelenski's meest memorabele speech. Maar die zal ie wel voor de serieuze landen bewaren.  
UPDATE: Oh no! Nu heeft president Zelenski de woorden van Attje Kuiken gemist!