Artemis danst in het StamCafé
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Makkers in dit StamCafé vieren we de Faustische geest. Ruimtevaart- en kolonisatie zijn ontologisch juist, zeiken dat het teveel belastinggeld kost is third worldism dat enkel verachting verdient, Amerikanen zijn de Native Americans van de maan en de Artemis-missie is Star Trek Liberalism op z'n allerbest. Eindeloos ondersteunend beeldmateriaal bij de bovenstaande beweringen na de breek. Comments alleen voor Premiums trouwens, lid worden om de roze bemanningsmodule in orbit te houden kan HIER of onderstaand. Oh ja, de identiteit van het bovenstaande dansmeisje wordt helemaal onderaan het topic onthuld. Fijne nacht champs, tot morgenochtend.
De (geweldige) NASA Aftermovie
Live Mission Broadcast
Wat een shot
This is a truly incredible shot, especially given that the NASA live feed chose to show video of the cheering crowd right at the exact moment of solid rocket booster separation… https://t.co/5IHYbHhhE3 pic.twitter.com/elWx1HRkzl
— Brian Hart (@BrianTHart) April 2, 2026
DEI-bek houden je hebt het hier tegen een US Navy F-18 Super Hornet én testpiloot
Victor Glover absolutely SCHOOLS a woke reporter trying to get a DEI answer out of him..
— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) April 2, 2026
“I hope one day we can look at this as ‘human history’ — not black history or women’s history..” 👏👏 pic.twitter.com/nArQyk2Q0z
Oh, he also has a wife and four daughters, which is probably what he's proudest of.
— Sunny (@sunnyright) April 2, 2026
During his time aboard the ISS, he and his wife would have weekly video call in which they'd play games like "zero-g charades" https://t.co/wxC1WJdwWA https://t.co/gzCrXZjGwX pic.twitter.com/00zr9V7MKr
Kings
Why are you here?
— Sarah (gif/jif) (@mamaswati) April 1, 2026
"We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why."
The kids are ok. pic.twitter.com/ESENXvQbDg
Aspiring astronaut Jack from Atlanta, Georgia showed up in his spacesuit costume, solar system t-shirt and Artemis II pin to watch the historic launch in Florida.
— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 1, 2026
“I’m so obsessed with space,” he said. “So it’ll be totally exciting.” pic.twitter.com/YU5sqjTM6g
De esthetiek van het ontologisch juiste
A rare moment where passengers got the show of a lifetime yesterday, catching the Artemis II launch right from their window seats. Absolutely amazing!! 🚀✨ pic.twitter.com/YdSmZPXdcF
— Anna 🇺🇸 (@realAnn_29) April 2, 2026
STUNNING🚨: Artemis II crew captured a stunning image of Earth this morning from 41,000 miles away.
— All day Astronomy (@forallcurious) April 2, 2026
The first time since 1972 that humans have seen a crescent Earth in full. pic.twitter.com/poL63oKYvs
This is the shot you can’t get from the press site. This camera was sitting a few football fields from the SLS rocket at Pad 39B for days before launch, baking in the Florida sun, surviving rain, humidity, and whatever else the Cape threw at it. No photographer behind the… pic.twitter.com/PcDXiL2olg
— Erik Kuna 🚀 (@erikkuna) April 2, 2026
De enige juiste takes
Anti-space sentiment is just third-worldism, the favela-dweller's hatred of accomplishment and greatness
— The American Tribune (@TAmTrib) April 2, 2026
Fifty cents of every $100 you pay in taxes goes to NASA, which is the coolest thing the government does. The Apollo missions produced $14 in economic activity for every $1… https://t.co/aUqgYKao4y
Few people understand this historical nuance, but the indigenous people of the Moon are the “Americans”, a scrappy minority tribe from planet earth that first arrived on this desolate rock in earth-year 1969.
— John Loeber 🎢 (@johnloeber) April 2, 2026
We must respect these original settlers and their right to the land. https://t.co/ZS9hGwjB4n
It’s just this, over and over and over https://t.co/XGQdgsLwWu pic.twitter.com/QtlpqIVTIn
— memetic_sisyphus (@memeticsisyphus) April 1, 2026
— homans top guy (@passcoderonald) April 1, 2026
G A L A C T I C A M E R I C A N E M P I R E https://t.co/4lmYXJKPBZ pic.twitter.com/XbLCJsGvto
— National Revival (@REVIVALNATIONAL) April 1, 2026
Can’t get more ‘Anglo’ than putting a black man in space. Infact the Artemis II mission might be even more ‘Anglo’ than the Apollo 11 mission even though there are less white men this time specifically because it involves a black man and a woman. Pure ‘Star Trek Liberalism’ https://t.co/d5MvtSPHDX
— ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 (@kunley_drukpa) April 2, 2026
Alone in my living room watching Artemis II reach low Earth orbit pic.twitter.com/3WYUHUoDoY
— Liam Fennessy (@LiamFennessy_) April 2, 2026
voting for whoever makes this a campaign promise https://t.co/DWScsX7UI5
— Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) April 2, 2026
Alle Apollo-foto's in high res
https://t.co/VvIgqYcTov https://t.co/qkLJPNXv0F pic.twitter.com/l6GwMgBfpP
— Timon Dias (@TimonDias) April 2, 2026
Waarvan akte
If you don’t like space you’re not white
— Joseph 🕊️ (@CaudilloXIV) April 1, 2026

