Petisjon! Teken Arjen Lubach het Witte Huis in
Hello dere, mister Trump end jor fellow Amerikens. Wie, de heppie piepels of de nedderlends, riellie hoop joe laikt de nais introduktion video dat onze nr. 1 tv host Arjen Lubach meed for joe. Wit dis mennie views, wie ken nou finally seej met trots dat Arjen Lubach is laik de Dutsj Sjon Stewart (but of korse not es koel es de riel Sjon Stewart, bekos he is Dutsj). Ennieweej, if joe enjoyed de viral video, wie woeld nou laik toe ask joe Jenks toe sain dis offisjal Witte Hous petisjon, so dat de Nedderlends becomes Mr. Trump's number 2 prajoritie the next for jeers. Dis greet petisjon onlie has 1 signature nou, so it riellie nieds moor (wie will all sain it toe). Unlaik de Brittisj, wie are still stuk in a sjit union wit mennie knoflookvreters and cheese eating surrender monkeys dat is roelt bai a drunk Luxemburger, so wie koeld riellie joese Amerika's help. Plies send tenks. Oh, end tenk joe for de tsjiep JSF's, bai de weej. Wie no dat onze crooked politicians hef sed som not fery nais tings about Mr. Trump in de past, but wie want to ensure joe dat in onze next eleksjon wie will gif dem all de tyfus. Deej aar All Talk No Eksion. Plies kom and visit Amsterdam, den wie will let joe teest som of de best Nutella in de world. Wie luv joe. Grietings from Copenhagen.